BLOW IT UP! (The leaking BP well).
I’ve lost track of how long that well has been spewing oil into the Gulf. I’m pretty sure it’s coming up on two months, though. Just about everything has been tried up to this point, without much success. Friends, I have the answer. BLOW IT UP! Nuke it, carpet bomb it, or send in the Navy SEALS demolition squad. It makes no difference. I’m pretty sure the well will stop leaking if it is completely caved in.
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